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PostSubject: 2 Nuns   Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:43 pm
This is cute

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we! do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened! . I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.



SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!



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LOL. I got this from a forum
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:41 pm
Shocked oh my!
haha!! Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:43 pm
lol. hail mary..
just kidding. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:12 pm
Hahaha! That got me... Hail Mary(2x).. LOL...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:14 pm
haha. Tarajing is guilty. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:44 pm
And you're not! I don't think so...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:31 pm
i'm totally not green minded. you are! the naruto comic thing! remember?
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:38 pm
Hahaha! I remember... Good times!

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:46 pm
duh. it's obviously a joke. it's 2 nuns and i won't post something dirty here!
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:46 pm
lol.... Good to know... So that you cant fool me anymore...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:48 pm
haha. make your sister read that story Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:34 pm
That was really funny.
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:19 pm
Yeah!!! It's really funny!
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 1:55 pm
haha. i couldn't imagine how he could run xD
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:32 pm
I think he was tripped a lot of times..

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:34 pm
i'm read-oii i'm read-oii i'm read-oii i'm read-oii lol
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:35 pm
lol... He became spongebob squarepants...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:36 pm
But why did the nun raised her dress?
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:37 pm
To run faster! Because she might step on her skirt and might fall...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:38 pm
lol. i know another reason why eh
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 4:45 pm
why? To make the readers interested... lol..

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Sun Jan 25, 2009 9:28 pm
err. kinda! lol! she said there was no choice left because the guy is going to catch up with her so she lifted her dress why? because.. eh

lol. it's up to you what you're thinking. eh
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Mon Jan 26, 2009 7:56 pm
To run faster! But I thinked of something different... lol...

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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:34 pm
Nice story. eh I like it.
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PostSubject: Re: 2 Nuns   Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:19 pm
Well... Did you say 2 Hail Marys? lol...

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