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2 Nuns
This is cute
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we! do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened! . I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
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LOL. I got this from a forum
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we! do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened! . I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
Say two Hail Marys!
-----
LOL. I got this from a forum
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oh my!
haha!!
haha!!
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lol. hail mary..
just kidding.
just kidding.
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Hahaha! That got me... Hail Mary(2x).. LOL...
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haha. Tarajing is guilty.
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And you're not! I don't think so...
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i'm totally not green minded. you are! the naruto comic thing! remember?
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Hahaha! I remember... Good times!
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duh. it's obviously a joke. it's 2 nuns and i won't post something dirty here!
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lol.... Good to know... So that you cant fool me anymore...
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haha. make your sister read that story
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That was really funny.
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Yeah!!! It's really funny!
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haha. i couldn't imagine how he could run xD
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I think he was tripped a lot of times..
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i'm read-oii i'm read-oii i'm read-oii i'm read-oii lol
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lol... He became spongebob squarepants...
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But why did the nun raised her dress?
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To run faster! Because she might step on her skirt and might fall...
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lol. i know another reason why
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why? To make the readers interested... lol..
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err. kinda! lol! she said there was no choice left because the guy is going to catch up with her so she lifted her dress why? because..
lol. it's up to you what you're thinking.
lol. it's up to you what you're thinking.
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To run faster! But I thinked of something different... lol...
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Nice story. I like it.
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Well... Did you say 2 Hail Marys? lol...
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