Some funny Icarly Lines!

Freddie: (about Nevel) And what did he mean, you'd rue the day?
Sam: Yeah, what does rue mean?
Carly: No one knows!
Spencer: I got it, right here. Roux - a mixture of fat and flour used to make sauces and soups!
Sam: Nevel called you a fat flower?

(meeting Nevel for the first time, revealing himself to be a kid)
Carly: (confused) You're Nevel?
Spencer: You're just a little kid. (to Carly) He's so cute.
Nevel: (firmly and flatly) I created and now run one of the world's most visited web sites which gets over five million page views per day! I'm not cute.
Spencer: Yeah, you are. I can tell 'cause I wanna mess up your hair. (messes Nevel's hair) Who's cute? (messes Nevel's hair again) Who's a cute Nevel? (messes Nevel's hair again) Who gets five million page views? (messes Nevel's hair again) You do!
Nevel: Mother!

give yours

Source: http://www.tv.com/icarly/inevel/episode/1142987/trivia.html

Carly (finishing an e-mail) There. All sent. Let's hit it!
Spencer: Um well...yeah, but first I was kinda hoping-
Carly: You wanna go make the toilet water turn blue?
Spencer: So much!
Carly: Do it!

also, source: http://www.tv.com/icarly/inevel/episode/1142987/trivia.html

Carly: (about fixing Jake's voice) Please?
Freddie: No.
Carly: Please?
Freddie: No!
Carly: Please?!
Freddie: If I do, will you kiss me?
Carly: NO!
Freddie: Then NO!
Carly: Oh, come on!
Sam: I'm gonna puke all over both of you!

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Freddie: Just one little kiss on the lips!
Carly: No.
Freddie: Cheek?
Carly: No.
Freddie: Nose?!
Carly: No!


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Carly: (about Jake) Can you fix his voice or not?
Freddie: Yes. But I'm not gonna do it! I'm not gonna help turn Mr. Awesome into Mr. Totally Awesome!
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Sam: Hey.
Carly: Hi.
Freddie: Is Jake trapped?
Sam: Like a monkey in a box!
Freddie: Why would a monkey be in a box?
Sam: What am I, a monkey expert?



Source:http://www.tv.com/icarly/ilike-jake/episode/1136025/summary.html

Spencer: Aww I got butter on my elbow... (He tries to lick his elbow)
Carly: Spencer?
Spencer: Mmhmm?
Carly: It's not possible!
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Carly: (About Nevel) Okay, I got there, Nevel sat next to me, he sniffed my hair, he showed me an x-ray of his brain, he tried to make me dance, and then he kissed me!
Freddie: Woah, he kissed you?! That jerk! Come show my lips exactly what he did!
Carly: Yeah I don't think so.
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Mrs. Papperman: Uh, why don't you and I go in the kitchen? I'll make you some tea.
Spencer: Will there be lemon?
Mrs. Papperman: Yes.
Spencer: All right then!

I'm not sure if this is the right line.
Sam : let's do a project about hobos!
Carly : (not sure what carly said but it's something like this what's the connection between hobos and science?
Sam : aren't they affected by gravity or something?

lmao.