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Post by tarajing10 on Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:10 am

Sorry... i thought it was spinning vodka.. but it's not...

SIPPING VODKA


A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.”

So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

Cool David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.”

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “Take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “Eat me”.

12)The Virgin Mary is not called “Mary with the Cherry”.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.


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Re: Sipping vodka

Post by DmoniC_AngeL on Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:41 pm

hey pauline, change the font... i can't read it that much...

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Re: Sipping vodka

Post by tarajing10 on Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:34 pm

ok... no problem....
Just give me a souvenir from baguio...
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Post by admin on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:46 pm

Why is entitled sipping vodka? it's about the bible.. Razz

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Post by tarajing10 on Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:01 pm

I don't really know
why they entitled it from a kind of drink... scratch
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Post by admin on Sun Apr 06, 2008 8:19 pm

yah.. why.. ?
nice avatar by the way..

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Post by tarajing10 on Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:57 am

Thanks... by the way.. where did you get your avatar?

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Post by admin on Tue Apr 08, 2008 12:53 pm

secret.. Razz
No.. haha..
still don't get why it's sipping vodka..

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Post by lotusflower on Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:29 pm

I think it's called sipping vodka because the wine is vodka (it's a kind of wine) and the priest guy was told to sip some of it to make him less nervous...yeah well...he sipped too much of it...lol

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Post by admin on Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:56 pm

hmm.. good point..
he took too much vodka.. Razz

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Post by admin on Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:13 pm

topic locked. Wink

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Post by !iNimiel on Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:01 pm

=> topic unlocked
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Post by admin on Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:03 pm

=> topic moved back

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