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Smart Guy! LOL

Post by admin on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:03 am

I do not claim this "joke"
got this from an email :]

Banking crisis explained

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said,
'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a deaed donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.'

Chuck now works for the BANK.

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Post by tarajing10 on Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:59 pm

I don't get the last line... Can someone explain it to me?
lol... I'm not as smart as the guy... lmao... HAHAHA!

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Post by admin on Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:08 pm

He was so smart at money so the bank hired him :]

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Post by tarajing10 on Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:13 pm

Oh... I see... I'll try that too... joke... HAHAHA!

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Post by admin on Tue Mar 31, 2009 1:15 pm

I never really thought of that. I should try that too ^^

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Post by secrecy on Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:06 pm

It was more of a scam. So now he works in a bank. He IS smart.

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