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Post by 1234man on Wed Apr 28, 2010 11:58 pm

A married couple died in a car crash. In heaven, wife sees her husband with another girl.
Wife: “What are u doing with that girl?”
Husband: “Huh! it was only ’til death do us part, right?”
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Post by !iNimiel on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:00 am

LOL. nice one XD

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Post by tarajing10 on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:16 am

Nice one 1234man.. Very Happy

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Post by 1234man on Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:22 pm

In a swimming pool:
Gary: HELP! HELP! I'm drowning! I can't swim! HELP!
Marie: So what? I cant cook, am I screaming that? Attention-seeker!
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Post by !iNimiel on Thu Apr 29, 2010 5:46 pm

harsh Neutral XD

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Re: Funniest joke you've heared today

Post by tarajing10 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:30 am

I just saw this tonight...
This is from our mayor triple...

"Nanay: Anak, bat mo namang naisipang magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin??
Anak: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"

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Post by !iNimiel on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:35 am

we're in an english forums Razz

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Post by tarajing10 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:37 am

tarajing10 wrote:I just saw this tonight...
This is from our mayor triple...

"Nanay: Anak, bat mo namang naisipang magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin??
Anak: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"

ugg... Fine...
"Mother: Son, why did you thought of planting plants in front of our house?
Son: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"

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Post by 1234man on Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:46 pm

Sweetheart,

Thanks for the gifts you have given me. Me and our children loved everything, except for the milk. They got the poopies after drinking it. Next time, don't bring NIVEA MOISTURIZING MILK to us, ok?

love,
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Post by tarajing10 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:50 pm

I heard it from Spencer(Icarly)
Hey Porkchop! What's the difference between a roastbeef and a peasoup?
You can roast beef but you can't pee soap! Haha!

And i saw dis on a page in facebook(the one with the "SANA NAMAN WAG PURO YELO YUNG COKE FLOAT NG MCDO!")

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Post by 1234man on Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:51 pm

the pic... harsh!
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Post by tarajing10 on Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:59 pm

hahaha! Did you get it?

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Post by 1234man on Sat May 01, 2010 12:04 am

the first one, actually, no
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