How to make a succesful forum

[admin]

How to make a succesful forum in steps. (in evil steps ) >> Well forums with many posts.
> first of all, make fake members and post many posts.
> Don't delete the spammy or double posted ones. whaha..
> Make a fake account saying the forum is bad. and start a flame >> but it happened in my forum already
> Advertise in your friendster and cp. use blackmail if needed
> Make unnescary posts.. but it seems nescessary.. is my spelling right? (like I do.. lol)
> and finally, the most important, flood at the admins lounge..

note that these are just for fun and should not be taken seriously.
but the first can be an option

[Sonic]

ill try that on my Forum

[admin]

haha. it's flooding time
nah. it's really tips that some little forums do.
but eventually, they became big

[Sonic]

yea i tried it in my forum, i only got 5 members, i theyre suprise y i already got 600 posts+
god theyre so dumb

[admin]

can u pls lower the cursing..
btw. wow. great job

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