Funniest joke you've heared today
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Funniest joke you've heared today
A married couple died in a car crash. In heaven, wife sees her husband with another girl.
Wife: “What are u doing with that girl?”
Husband: “Huh! it was only ’til death do us part, right?”
Wife: “What are u doing with that girl?”
Husband: “Huh! it was only ’til death do us part, right?”
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LOL. nice one XD
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Nice one 1234man..
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In a swimming pool:
Gary: HELP! HELP! I'm drowning! I can't swim! HELP!
Marie: So what? I cant cook, am I screaming that? Attention-seeker!
Gary: HELP! HELP! I'm drowning! I can't swim! HELP!
Marie: So what? I cant cook, am I screaming that? Attention-seeker!
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Re: Funniest joke you've heared today
I just saw this tonight...
This is from our mayor triple...
"Nanay: Anak, bat mo namang naisipang magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin??
Anak: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"
This is from our mayor triple...
"Nanay: Anak, bat mo namang naisipang magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin??
Anak: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"
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we're in an english forums
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tarajing10 wrote:I just saw this tonight...
This is from our mayor triple...
"Nanay: Anak, bat mo namang naisipang magtanim sa harap ng bahay natin??
Anak: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"
ugg... Fine...
"Mother: Son, why did you thought of planting plants in front of our house?
Son: A huge wave of zombies is approaching"
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Sweetheart,
Thanks for the gifts you have given me. Me and our children loved everything, except for the milk. They got the poopies after drinking it. Next time, don't bring NIVEA MOISTURIZING MILK to us, ok?
love,
Honeybunch
Thanks for the gifts you have given me. Me and our children loved everything, except for the milk. They got the poopies after drinking it. Next time, don't bring NIVEA MOISTURIZING MILK to us, ok?
love,
Honeybunch
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the pic... harsh!
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hahaha! Did you get it?
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Re: Funniest joke you've heared today
the first one, actually, no
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